Perilous Scramble by Javier Gullón, a book that’s a lot of fun. You can pick it up for your tablet. You don’t even have to read it. You can just stare at the gorgeous color illustrations that give you the story of a young boy on a beautiful island surrounded by mountains, and some big hungry mouths like a shark, some whales, and… you guessed it: piranha. The second activity is called “Piranha’s Revenge!” And I just want to quickly explain to you how these activities work. First, in “Piranha’s Revenge!”, you’ll solve the puzzle by doing some simple tasks in the app. And the first task is to doodle Piranha’s face. Yep, you draw it yourself. You are the artist. I’m not lying. In fact, you can print out the picture if you want to and hang it up on your fridge. I haven’t. But I will someday, I promise. And then in Piranha’s Revenge! you learn how to add your own color to this beautiful paper, called origami paper, to make it alive and move around and have a mood. It’s all about the light. Do you understand? And then at the end, I’m happy to report that your Piranha is happy. Okay, so what kind of fun stuff can we do with the apps? Well, we might be able to go for a swim with Piranha and see how the waves change the color of the Piranha’s back. You can also give yourself a little bit of art therapy by watching it move around. But the most exciting thing about this is that you get to decide how many layers are going to be on Piranha’s back. You get to decide what colors you want to add. And you’ll see that it changes the way that it looks, the way that it behaves, and even how it sounds. It’s all about adding a little bit of color to the natural. So, let me take this a little bit further. Why would we use the app? Well, let me tell you a story. My girlfriend and I have been dating now for about three years and I’ve always made it a point, when I go over to her house to watch a movie, to watch some really long movies just so we can enjoy each other’s company more. And that doesn’t mean I’m trying to sleep with her. And I just love her because she’s so cute, and she’s so kind, and she’s so very loving. So she’ll come over, she’ll bring her own food, she’ll bring a bowl of pretzels, and we have a little pillow fight, and I have to go over and remind her to breathe. And it’s great! And one night, we had a movie night, and I saw the movie called “Adventure Time.” And I’m looking at the screen and I’m trying to keep up with the images and music because there are a lot of little things that happen and I’m always thinking about them while I’m watching the movie, but then all of a sudden there is a quick cut to a picture of an animal. And I didn’t think to myself “Oh boy! It’s a Piranha!” And I didn’t think, “Oh no! It’s a shark!” It didn’t even occur to me to think about the animal or the word because the story was so beautiful and so cute and so full of life and so funny. And I wasn’t distracted at all. And then when the song finished, it went back to the first scene. I thought that was beautiful. I thought that was funny. And I thought it was full of life. And I thought to myself, “I really like this movie.” It didn’t have a hunchback or a purple tie or a disfigured face. It was all about what life is all about. And so then I knew that I had to figure out what that music was, and then I could talk to my girlfriend and get a reference for it, so I could find out what it was. And in the search, I found out that it was a band called “Ariel Pink.” And so I googled “Ariel Pink.” I read a little bit more about the band. And then I found an article that had some more of his music up there. And then I was able to listen to it. And you know what? It’s amazing! It’s very dreamy. It’s all about love. It’s all about the girl you’re with and the way you feel with her and the way you breathe together. And it’s all about life. And that’s what I’m talking about. I’m just waiting for an invitation. And it goes over and it gets a little bit better when Piranha moves in front of us, which is kind of cool to see what’s going to happen. So what is it? What is the magic of Piranha’s Revenge? It’s like this: The more I talked about Piranha, the more I realized that it’s a story of a band that created music that wasn’t actually music, but it was just one piece of the story of life. And I started to think about what are we going to do when we get to the end of our life and we have all of the information about what it is that we did and how we felt about it, and what we saw when we were thinking about everything and when we had the best times and the worst times and when we were sad and when we were happy, and what kind of time we had with ourselves, and with each other. What are we going to do? What are we going to leave behind? We’re not going to leave a painting. We’re not going to leave a statue. We’re not going to leave a building. We’re not going to leave any art at all because that’s not what we are. We are life. So when I get there, let’s leave an app. Let’s leave a story. Let’s leave a video that teaches us how to love and how to appreciate what we see, how we feel, and how we move through the world in a positive way. And I really hope that my girlfriend and I can still have fun together, that we can still watch movies together, and that we can still just breathe and breathe in the life that is all around us. Thank you. (Applause) On April 1, 2014, a strange black cat wearing a red bow tie named Charlie was walking down Folsom Street in San Francisco, a famous road known for sex workers and prostitution in the city. As he walked down the street he saw some sex toys and he noticed something strange. He said to himself, “I wonder if that’s a penis!” The cat looked at the mannequin as it was laying there in a sling, it’s fake penises jutting out towards Charlie. Charlie was confused. He said to himself, “I can’t believe this.” It looked like he was on a date with an alien. But why was he on a date with an alien? Was it a sex date or was it a date date? He looked at it and he saw it and thought to himself, “That’s a penis on the left, and this is a penis on the right, I’m not sure.” And that’s how he knew that this was love. He saw something that was new to him and it looked like a lot of fun. So he had the urge to touch it, and he saw something really crazy. It looked like a hand. And he thought to himself, “I can’t believe this.” It looked like an octopus but it was attached to a hand. He looked at it and he noticed the hairy tentacles and he said to himself, “Oh wow, this is super disgusting. Wow!” There was something going on in the sky, I mean he said, “Wow, this is crazy.” He saw a blade come out of the sky, and it pierced the sky and he saw blood in the sky and then he saw a little bit of purple. He said to himself, “Wow this is the biggest penis I’ve ever seen.” He started to touch it and then he looked