Tiffany, you really should reconsider your life choices if you are looking for a husband. It is just a fact that many men don't like "crazy" women. Champagne -----Original Message----- From: Larry Bass [mailto:lwbthemarine@alltel.net] Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2002 9:58 AM To: Bass, Eric Subject: Re: I am way to classy (wow - I feel just like Kathy Lee Gifford now) to respond to all of the above. However, just remember- I AM A MAN.................... >From: "Bass, Eric" >To: >Subject: >Date: Tue, 22 Jan 2002 09:51:53 -0600 > > > >I am half man, half dog and I live in a hollow tree. I bark alot and >once in a while I bite. Sometimes I am cool like my Daddy. I don't wear >shoes- my feet are part web. I think I am part chimp because I make alot >of noise. I can't talk, but when you throw a stick I can catch it. I can't >bite you though. Carbon copies are okay though. I hate spiders. I was >eating a carrot and I saw George W. Bush in the mirror. > > > >I'm a very good listener, and sometimes I howl at the moon. I also >wink, howl and smile. I can catch any ball in the house but I can't stand >crackers. I like to roll in the dirt and I don't have to wear a shirt in >the winter. I don't have a tail. I'm just little. I can talk like a >pirate. I hate it when people point at me. I'm not a watch dog and I can't >catch mice. I don't shed alot of hair but I can't bite my own butt. I >never go to the bathroom in the house, I just make it a point to go to the >bush. > > > >Remember, a pirate's life is a wonderful life. > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp.