Chris! I told you not to do that. That is going to complicate
things."
"Are we still friends?";
"Yes, we're friends. Why?";
"I don't know, it just seems we
have a strange relationship."
"What? Me with a straight guy?";
"Hey, come on, I'm not the only one.
You got a guy."
"He died in a car crash.";
"Was he drunk?";
"He was single, if that's what you mean.";
"And?";
"I guess I'm just saying I don't need
a friend. I need a lover."
"Hey, I need you. I'm not looking for anyone else."
"Really, because you wouldn't believe
the number of guys that keep hitting on me.";
"I told you I don't think this is a good
idea.";
"Just kiss me."
"I didn't know you were gay.";
"Oh, I've always been gay."
"I just thought you
were bisexual";
"I am. I'm not sure what happened, I
tried being with a woman and it just didn't feel right."
"So you are gay,
it's just bisexuals that you
haven't tried?";
"It's not about that.";
"Yes, it is. I can't be gay and sleep
with women, but you can. I don't get it."
"This is stupid. I'm not gay, I'm not
trying to be gay. I just want a boyfriend.";
"Well, maybe we could still be friends.
A
lternative
sex
has
always
intrigued
me.";
"Me too.";
"Doesn't stop me from making jokes about
it.";
"Did you know
there's a group for
gay guys
who have
alternative sex?";
"Really? I can't wait
to meet the guys.";
"You do know you're gay, right?";
"No. Really. I'm not sure how to
come out of the closet when
I've never been in it.";
"Ok. Just keep me around, please.
Until
you decide what you
want."
"I just don't want to be alone, that's
all.
Maybe there's no
right time to tell anyone.";
"Maybe you're gay and
just
don't
know it.";
"Gay's the only
word that describes it.";
"Yeah, I guess it
could be.";
"So when are you going to start
dating guys?
Cause I can help you.";
"No. Just kidding. I have a
boyfriend and I'm going
to
stay
with
him.
I
think
I'll
end
up
spending
the
rest
of
my life
alone.";
"You are so
funny.";
"Hey, come on. I'm not saying I don't
want to go out with you again.
I just don't have the
time.
My
boyfriend
has
a
big
weekend.
I
didn't
think
about
you."
"Oh, but that's the thing, I don't
want you to go out with me
again.";
"So you are gay.";
"It's not that. I just
don't
want
to
be
with
you.";
"Really? I get that all the time.
Don't feel bad.";
"Well, if you know so much about
it, then you tell me about your
boyfriend.";
"Ok. There's really not much to tell.
He's really nice. We
have
fun.
I
feel
happier
when
I'm
with
him.";
"So you're into him.";
"Kind of. I mean, I like him, it's
more about feeling good
than
sex
with
any
guy.";
"So it's like you're
in-love with him.";
"Something like that.";
"You have feelings for him.";
"It sounds so complicated.
It's not."
"Oh, sorry. You must be
really deep into
things.";
"It's not complicated.";
"Oh, ok. I
was just
worried.";
"It's not. Let's go have lunch.
You can
tell
me
more."
"How can I? You won't shut up.";
"You just seem like a nice girl.
I'll try.";
"You know, all my friends seem to
have some 'alternative' guy.";
"Yeah, not my thing.";
"I don't want to be an alternative
girl,
just for the
sake of it.";
"I'm into relationships, not sex.";
"You don't have a boyfriend.
Why
aren't
you
with
someone?";
"I have a boyfriend.
You're
the one
who
doesn't
believe
in
love."
"Is that why you keep
yourself
to
yourself
around
the
guy
you
love?";
"Would you like to go out with me
again?";
"I don't know. I mean, I don't know
if I can handle a bisexual again.
Plus, I can get anyone I want."
"So why is he a priority?";
"Hey, I get it. I totally
get
it.";
"Is it because he's a
little more
manly
than me?";
"No.
He just
has more in
common
with
my
friends.";
"I don't think you understand.
It
has
absolutely
nothing
to do
with
him.";
"If you're talking about
myself, I've got to
laugh.
I'm not going to be
with
my
boyfriend
for
the
rest
of
my
life.";
"There are lots of other guys out there.
It's so easy, you just have
to go
for
it.";
"Really? What does that mean?
Am
I
supposed
to
meet them?
I'm sorry, but I don't really feel the
same way.";
"Look.
I know
there's a
whole
huge
gay
world
out
there.
The
only
thing
I know
is
that
I
have
a
boyfriend
who
I
think
I'm
going
to
be
with
for
the
rest
of
my
life.
I
guess
I'm
not
your
kind
of
girl.";
"Maybe not, but if that's how you
feel,
you don't
need to change.
You
don't
need to
try
to
be
gay,
like
I
have.
You
just
need
to
understand
how
it
feels.";
"How would I understand? You
don't
understand.";
"Are you saying
you're
trying to
convert
me?
Just so
you
know,
this
isn't
working
out.";
"Maybe it's just me.";
"I knew you were gay."
"Then
why did
you tell
me to
try
women?";
"I did it to find out what I was into.";
"And what did you find out?";
"You
