You've Got That Puzzled Look All Over Your Face," "You Know What It Is." "It's Because You Won't Make Eye Contact With Them." "You're Asking Them, "Please Leave Me Alone," "Because I Don't Want To Have Sex With You."" "Is That A Fact?" "Is It?" "How Much Of Your Sex Life" "Have You Spent Feeling Like You Don't Have To Share?" "That's All Right, Darling, The First Time You're With A Man," "You're Going To Be Feel Like That." "Don't Even Think About How They're Feeling," "Just Think About How You're Feeling." "Maybe You Are Wondering," ""Am I A Lesbian Yet?"" "I Didn't Tell You To Go With Anybody." "Well, You Didn't Teach Me To Say "No," So I Guess I Did, Eh?" "Well, At Least You Know That I'll Have Sex With You" "Whenever You Want To." "Let's Just Try To Get Through This Together, Huh?" "Yeah, Maybe." "You Don't Look So Good." "I Just..." "I Wanted To See What You'd Think Of My Drawings." "I'm Not Sure I'm Into The Whole "Fruits" Thing, You Know?" "Sorry, But I Need The Job." "I Do." "And I Need To Learn How To Draw." "And What About Us?" "You Have Your Friends, You Have Your Writing." "You Can Still Do Your Own Thing." "We'll Just Be You And Me." "We'll Live In A Cabin In The Woods" "Just Far From Other People," "And We'll Have One Of Those Things You Use" "To Have Sex In Your Pool At Night" "Like On That Show You Watched On Channel 13." "Remember When You Said That Was What You Wanted?" "I Mean, You Really Said That?" "Yes." "Well, Okay." "I Want That." "Really?" "You Do?" "Yes." "Okay, Yes!" "I Have To Tell My Wife." "Oh, Your Wife." "And This Must Be Our Newest Member." "Yes, The Dreaded Debbie." "Oh, This Is Not A Fitting Ceremony." "No, I Got To Say The Right Things, You Know." "Not Too Long A Time Ago," "I Would've Said What You've Said To Me Many Times." "I Would've Said, "I'm A Lesbian." "Get Over It."" "But I'm Not A Lesbian Anymore." "I'm Sorry, But I Can't See" "What You Can Learn From Her That I Can't Give You." "We're Just Two Women Trying To Make It Through The Day." "Is That How You Feel?" "Yeah." "Good." "Well, I've Got To Get Back To My Class." "And My Wife." "You Know, There's A Certain Lesbian Word For That." "What Do You Call Two Lesbians Living In A Cabin In The Woods?" "Oh, You Wouldn't Want To Use That Word." "The Last Person Who Used That Word Is Still Doing Time." "Okay, Well, I'm Off To Make Sex With My New Lesbian Partner." "You Know, This Is Really A Big Thing For Me." "And I Think, If You Don't Mind," "I'm Going To Wear These Cutoffs Just In Case," "Just In Case I Get Too Excited." "You Know What I've Got To Tell You About Us Being Lesbians," "You Know I'm In A Relationship, Right?" "Yeah." "Well, It Gets Better." "How Come?" "We Can't Have A Relationship" "Unless We're In A Relationship." "The Law Of Least Resistance" "Comes Into Play, You Know." "This Is The Way It Is, What Can I Do?" "Well, What If I Don't Want To Be In A Relationship?" "Then You Want To Be With Me, Huh?" "Who Else Wants To Be With You?" "Just..." "Just Leave It At That, Okay?" "I Don't Know." "When We Were Young" "And All This Was Telling Us Who We Wanted To Be," "She Was The One Whose Parents Went" "To See A Psychiatrist And Decided" "That They Weren't Gay, So They Were Probably Me." "And I Had No Idea Who My Parents' Friends Were." "I Knew They Were Just Lesbians" "Because I Saw A Picnic Basket In Their Car Once," "And I Knew That They Thought It Was Fun To Have Picnics," "And They Made A Fudge Covered With Fruits." "And I'd Ask Mom What The Fudge Was In That Case, And She'd Say," ""That's So They Won't Look At Us."" "And I'd Say, "What About The Covered With Fruits?"" "And She Would Say, "Well, Those Are Just For Snacking, Darling," "You See?"" "And I'd Say, "Is It True, What Your Friend's Wife Said?"" ""What Friend's Wife Said?"" "And She Would Say, "Oh, Darling, What Does It Matter?"" "And Then I'd Say, "It Matters A Lot, Mom,"" "Because I Was In My Room And I'd Overheard" "My Friend Sarah's Mother," "Who Made A Living Doing Face-Lifts," "Calling Her Child To Come Look At The Face-Lift." "But I Never Did," "Because I Was Too Damn Scared To Look At Her Face," "And She Had An Upside-Down Nose." "And Then She'd Say, "Let's Go And Get A Nose Job,"" "And I'd Say, "No, Don't,"" "Because I Thought She Was Just Making Fun" "Of Them." "And Sarah's Mother Would Say, "She's A Psychopath."" "I Mean, A Psychopath?" "What Did That Have To Do With Anything?" "But When You're A Young Girl," "You Don't Have An Understanding Of What Makes A Person," "What Makes A Person Make A Decision." "I Just Thought It Was All About Having An Excitement." "But My Wife Would Never Exciting To Another Woman," "Not Even If I Came Home With A Frog Or A Shark Or A Tarantula." "No Way!" "Or A Tarantula Or A Frog Or A Shark." "I Mean, I Got It When I Made My Great Scent Tube." "You Know, You Let Them Put Themselves In A Jar" "And Put Their Heads Through The Lid" "So They Don't Have To Look." "How Did You Know I Make Great Scent Tubes?" "I'm In Your Book, Babe." "And What?" "Did You Make Your Wife A Scent Tube?" "I Used The Other Woman." "You Know, I Really Don't Think I'll Ever Learn This." "I Just Can't Help Myself," "Not Even If I Had Everything Just To Make You Happy," "Which I Don't." "It's All About The Other Woman." "But The Other Woman Is My Wife," "And I Have A Moral Duty To Support My Wife." "I Could Just Die." "The One Big Reason I Had To Do This," "The One Little Thing That Would Just Have Me Smiling Again," "Is That Little Thing" "That I Couldn't Do By Myself." "It's Gonna Be All Right." "We Are Gonna Be All Right, 'Cause We Got Each Other." "We Are All We Have." "What Was Your Older Brother Like, That Best Friend?" "Don't Call Him A Best Friend." "Do You Get Along Well With Him?" "You Don't Get Along Well With Your Other Friends," "You Spend All Your Time With Him?" "You Never Spend Time With Him Any Other Time" "Than When You Play A Game Of Frisbee Golf." "I Mean, He's Like A Dog." "No, He's The Best Friend." "What Happened With Him?" "Why Don't You Ever Talk About Him?" "I'm Not Staying In Tonight, Anyway." "Do You Have A Dog?" "What?" "Do You Have A Dog?" "Yes." "He's A Big, Fat Slob." "Does He Eat Cigarette Butts?" "He Did." "And It's Not Even A Big Deal." "I Mean, I Don't Think He Knows What Cigarettes Are." "Oh, He Knows." "I Mean, I Know My Dog Knows" "Because Of The Way He Learns From Other Dogs," "But I Think He'd Think They Were Rocks" "Or Something Or Other," "If They Were Still There Or In A Pack" "When He Learns From Some Other Dog To Bite Them." "So Your Dog Knows What Cigarettes Are," "But You Haven't Come To Terms With Being A Lesbian Yet?" "That's Not So Important To You?" "There's People Out There That Would Take Over Our World" "For The Price Of