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the day-
this bad to the bone, this is my number one
ride.
Check out my ride of the day -
this bad to the bone, this is my number one
ride.
(funky bass guitar)
The
trucker parked it next to a curb and put a
truckers cap
on him. The man was dressed like a
street cleaner,
he's holding a leaf blower and he's
sucking
and blowing and sucking and blowing on
this leaf blower, and I thought that he was a bit
peculiar but I thought this is a nice
riding rig, I don't know what to make of him. So
I approached him and then he
just jumped up and down and started saying
things like, I told you, I told you. I did this,
I did that and as he was telling me he
did things, I thought, oh no, I'm getting suckered
into
this guy's shit, and then he finally
looks down at me and he just yells. I love you,
I love you.
That's all he kept saying, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you.
And I said I love you too.
I've been in the saddle almost 18
hours and I was in the endgame now.
I had been riding a lot so I actually
fell asleep on the saddle and he walked
to my side of the rig.
And as he got to my side, he lifted
my chin up and he kissed me on the lips
and he said, we're going to do
some great things together.
He said to me, don't ever forget that
today I saved your life and he hugged me, and
then we walked off, and I'm going to
walk off at some point, but I don't have the
energy so you'll have to deal with my eyes.
It was an amazing day.
(music)
I am in a good mood. I've been able
to take a couple good naps
throughout the last 24 hours, I've been
well fed.
All of this is great, but I feel like
we need to go ahead and make a detour
or a side road in here. This looks like a great
place to ride, so let's turn
off the road here.
I will get off my motorcycle. Please
do not eat my boots.
You know, one of the things that I love
about this bike is that it gives you
just enough stability to walk off the
bike and also just enough torque to not blow off
the bike in case you might,
like I did, start walking into oncoming traffic.
Sometimes the bike wakes me up, and
that's because it starts trying to fall over
but it stops before it falls over. I don't know
if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
I'm gonna try to get that out of the
way, my bike is in front of me.
Now I can't get that out of the way, so it
is still stuck in the middle of the road.
When I got off the bike, I was like,
wow this is a great place to be
right now, let me try to keep moving.
I'm not gonna lie, getting off the bike
was a little bit difficult. I was on the right side
of the bike and I'm not sure if
that makes it harder or easier. It makes it
just enough harder that I have to go one way
or the other. It makes it easier in that the
seat is much more low to the ground so it makes
it a bit easier to move around when I'm
on the ground. When I first got here,
I wasn't sure how I was going to ride,
I was a bit uncertain how I was going to ride,
and it has ended up being fine. It just
takes me out of the saddle enough to let
me breathe while I'm moving along and
the bike lets me keep rolling. It's a good system.
I'm just going to continue forward here,
as soon as I get a chance to change position.
So when I got off the bike, I immediately
started having a little trouble breathing,
and I also realized that this
is something I've never really paid
any attention to on any other day, but
it is something you really should pay attention
to.
I have some trouble breathing when I'm in a
position like this.
But I can't reach up high enough to my
neck to
feel like I'm getting a decent breath.
I know this isn't going to be the best
idea, but I'm going to take this
bottle of water, just like I've done
a million times before.
And this is for another problem
that we're gonna have, because
I also have a hydration bladder. And when
I have to use the hydration bladder, it's always
really bad, so, I'm going to
have to take the time to set that up.
I'm just gonna take that
bottle of water with me.
It's always a good idea to
check and make sure the water
level in your bladder is low. Sometimes
your bladder will go empty
in the middle of a ride, which is really
no fun. To make sure it is ready to go
and filled, I'm just gonna pour this in.
This is a little bit more difficult
than I expected.
So I'm just gonna stay
upright for the rest of the ride.
This is quite possibly the worst
spot for me to be in.
I'm going to stay upright
because it's very very hard to fall off the bike when
you're upright and moving along
when you're upright and moving along.
I can't be on the
ground because it's very very hard to get back
up on the bike once you're down on the ground.
If I fall off, and this is why it is a bit
difficult, I have the right side
of the motorcycle in front of me, that is a
good place to break your fall, but you're
gonna have to get over the bike, over the seat, and then
your body will have to go