It Hit Everyone Pretty Hard But This Guy Is Just The Absolute Worst." "I Have Thought About It A Lot." "And He Deserves To Die." "You Say..." "He Deserves To Die." "I Say..." "He Sucks." "We All Knows He Sucks." "I'm Glad He's Outta Here." "Now We Can Get Back To Our Little..." "I Bet You're Looking Forward To That." "Yeah, I Am." "It's Going To Be A Lot Of Fun." "We're Going To Show Our Best Side." "A Little Bit Of Fun, A Little Bit Of Joy..." "It's Gonna Be Like A Picnic." "Except I Don't Have To Throw Up In A Bucket." "Can I Go Home?" "Yeah." "All Right, Gonna Be Nice To Spend Some Time With Your Families." "Let's Get You Out Of Here." "[Clattering]" "[Clattering]" "What Are You Doing, Man?" "Sorry." "I'll Be Back." "Is That What This Is About, Your Ex-Wife?" "I Love Her." "I Know You Do." "I Don't Mind If You Talk About Your Wife Or Your Family" "Because It Seems To Relieve Stress." "I Just Don't Think This Is The Right Way To Communicate With Your Kids." "I'm Getting Rid Of It, Man." "Well, How Are You Going To Do That?" "I'm Gonna Put It Up On The Dumpster." "You Put It On A Dumpster?" "You're Gonna Put It In A Dumpster, Put It In The Trash?" "We Both Know It's Gonna End Up At A Transfer Station." "We Can't Have It In The Family Home." "We Have To Find It." "This Is Complicated." "No, This Is Not Complicated." "Somebody Else Is Going To Get A Kitten." "Someone Else Wouldn't Want This Kitten." "You Know What, We Should Have A Contest." "Whose Kitten Is The Cutest, The Strongest, The Stuffiest." "Katie And Me Are Gonna Decide On A Decision." "I Want You To Give Me Your Gun" "And I Will Shoot Myself In The Foot." "Shoot You?" "You Would Do That?" "Are You Kidding Me?" "I Would Die!" "I Could Die!" "For A Kitten!" "You've Got A Kitten?" "Yes." "Yeah?" "I Wonder How They're Doing." "Uh, They're Good." "You Want Some Of This Meatloaf?" "It's Good." "Well, I Guess I Can Have Some Of Your Bologna." "Yeah, You Can Have Some Of My Bologna." "[Bird Squawks]" "[Chuckles]" "Can't Believe I'm Going On A Ride-Along." "You Must Be Nervous." "Well, I Used To Be Nervous." "I Think I'm All Set." "I Heard What You Said About Guns." "Guns Are Bad." "We're Gonna Take Care Of That." "Don't You Worry About The Kitten." "We Won't Throw You Off The Beat For Some Kitten." "[Woman On P.A.] Officer Johnson, Officer Johnson, please call reception." "No One Said I Had To Come To Work Today, Right?" "You'll Be Fine." "No One Will Know." "That's Our Favorite Police Officer, Right, Guys?" "[Scoffs] Guilty As Charged." "I'm The Guy Who Got His Kitten Stolen" "From Out Of His Own Yard." "[Cabinet Door Opens, Closes]" "Hi, You..." "Oh." "This Is A Real Bummer." "I Just Thought Of A Way To Get Our Kitten Back." "We Found Another One." "Oh." "This One?" "Okay." "Come On." "We'll Take Him To The Police Department." "You Like The Police Department?" "We Like The Police Department." "But The Police Don't Like Us, Right?" "Yeah, Of Course Not." "This Is Very Bad For My Kitten." "We Got A Case Closed Already." "You Got It?" "I'll Get The Dog Out Of The Yard." "You Okay With That?" "He's Perfect For Our Kitten." "Okay, Come On." "Come On." "[Scoffs] Come On." "[Doorbell Rings]" "[Man] Hello." "I'm Officer Johnson." "Hello, Officer Johnson." "[Sighs] I See A Police Sting Operation Out There." "[Dog Growling] Dog!" "Dog!" "[Growling Continues]" "[Growling Continues]" "This Is A Police Dog That Came Back To Us." "Just Walking By, He Found Our Stolen Kitten," "Carried It Here In His Mouth." "This Is A Dog That Knows His Job" "And The Police Dog Knows His Job." "This Is The Same Kitten That We Had As Evidence In The Court." "Is This The One?" "Look, I Got To Tell You, That's Not The Kitten That I Have." "You Stole The Wrong Kitten." "You Lost The Real Kitten," "Then You Stole This Stolen Kitten." "You Got A Stolen Kitten In Your Hands." "But If This Stolen Kitten Is A Good, Nice Kitten" "And The Real Kitten Is Evil And Bad," "Well, Then You Got A Real Problem." "I Mean, Good People Like You" "Shouldn't Let Bad People Like The Real Kitten" "Get Away With The Good Kitten." "Uh, That Makes No Sense To Me." "I'll Tell You Something." "I'll Get You Another Kitten." "This One-- A-And I Do Mean This One-- This One Went To Waste." "You Won't Believe What You See Out There." "[Dog Barking]" "[Yells] [Man] Get Back, Dog!" "Get Back!" "Aah!" "It's Just A Baby!" "Hey, Don't Shoot That Dog!" "[Yelling Continues]" "[Police Radio Chatter]" "I Want This Kitten Out Of Here Right Now." "[Woman] We're At Our Last Station, Officers." "What Happened Here?" "How'd They Get Onboard?" "How Come I Had The Wrong Kitten?" "It's Called A Mind Blown." "Who Knows What Life Can Pile On You?" "You Go To Sleep, Go To School," "Go To Work, And Now This?" "What Happened Here?" "All The Kitten Stories We've Heard." "Kids' Books, Newspaper Articles." "It's Such A Long Time." "It's My First Case In 13 Years." "You Know, People Think You Never Have Any Cases." "People See On Television" "That You've Got Cases Of Doors Knocked Off" "And Missing Poodles Every Day," "But I Know That They Are Wrong," "Because I See The Worst Stuff That Happens To People." "And Yes, Sometimes It Can Be A Long Time" "Between Them Happening." "Sometimes It Can Be A Long Time Between Them Happening." "Sometimes I Just Wanna Kill Myself." "Do Me A Favor, Officer." "Don't Kill Myself Till The Pies Ripen." "You Know, I've Been Thinking About That." "I've Been Thinking..." "You Know, Sometimes I Sit In My Office" "And Think, "Mmm, I Think I'll Eat Some Pies."" "But It's A Matter Of Timing" "The Stuff When I Really Need Pies." "You Know, Like Those Bologna Pies." "What Bologna Pies?" "Uh, When I Was A Kid," "I Couldn't Eat Bologna, But I Could Eat Pies." "I Like Pies." "See, A Pie In My Mouth" "Is Like A Lump Of Coal In A Fireman's Hands." "They Don't Know It's There." "They Just Grab It." "It's Just An Old Pie That Looks Like A Coal." "It's A Thing Of Good Fortune." "It's A Joyous Moment." "You Take My Word For It." "Look, You Can't Tell This To Anyone, OK?" "Everyone Knows That." "If You Tell Anybody That You've Been To A Psychic," "You're Gonna Have The Stare Or The Stupid Look" "Or The Mouthing Of Words To The Effect Of," ""What's A Psychic?" "Does It Explain Why People Are Dumb?"" "Well, I Don't Know Why People Are Dumb." "It's Not Like A Kitten's Missing" "And Nobody Knows Where It Is." "That's All I'm Saying." "They'll Think I'm A Mental Case." "You Can Be Sure Of That." "[Radio Chatter]" "Let's Go." "What's Your Name, Sir?" "Carlisle." "Mr. Carlisle." "Is That Your Cat?" "Yeah." "What Do You Want Him For?" "What's His Name?" "Misery." "[Woman] He's A Kitten." "