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That turned dark quickly. Instead of being a little bit, like, "Oh, I have a lot to learn," which I thought I did. [LAUGHS] It was the opposite. I felt like this is a great opportunity to learn how not to be in the world, how not to act in the world. A lot of my ideas are very unrealistic. If I had to go out and put them into practice, it would just be horrible. -Yeah, it might be fun. -I'm learning this, though, about the internet. I didn't think it was going to turn me into a complete introvert. There's a lot of people online who, like, talk about their lives. [LAUGHS] But, still, it is fun. I, like, don't talk much anymore. I think it's fine if I don't talk for the next few days. Then, I'm going to turn that off. [PHONE RINGING] How do you want me to deal with this? -Hey, it's me. Just want to let you know I love you, and I want you to be happy. [KNOCK AT DOOR] -Drew! Come on in. -Yes. -What are you doing here? -I brought pizza. I also brought pizza for your friends at the apartment. What are you doing here? -This is me. I'm just gonna tell you, I can't talk to you. -Why? -Because my family's in town. -What's wrong with you sitting down and talking to them? -Because they're not around. They were in the city. -Yeah. -They're not home. -They won't be home all the time. -Maybe not, but they have a job. They can go wherever they want. -Have you been crying? -Uh-huh. -Did something happen? -They've got a meeting. They're coming back. -They won't be home? -They'll be back. You won't be able to see them. -No, they will be back. -No, you won't see them. -Wait. What are you gonna do? -I'm gonna tell them that, hey, I was thinking about what you said. I told you that I was doing bad at school, and I'm gonna work harder for my grades. They know that I was upset, but they didn't think you were gonna get mad at me for saying something. I told you that I love you, and you never said you loved me back, so I was wondering if I was your top or if you were my top. What do you want me to say? We're gonna talk later. [MUSIC PLAYING] You know what I want? [LAUGHS] I want you to go to college, too. I want to go back and have the conversation about going back to school. -I wanna come back, too. -Let's go talk to your family. We'll come back. -Wait. Are you gonna be okay by yourself? -I'm just gonna talk to them. They won't be angry. -You know you can't go. I mean, you've got to be mature about it. -They are maturing. They'll be home. -They will? -The conversation went well. They're sorry they didn't come back. They're trying to fix things. -I just want them to admit they made mistakes. -I feel like I've talked to you on my phone. Just talk to your family. Let's just talk about everything. -Well, I think that's the point. You said you loved me. You haven't said that to me. [MUSIC PLAYING] -This isn't great. -Good. -So, you and your friend are getting back together. I thought it was something between me and you, but they said you guys are getting back together. -Nope. -They're friends, too? -Yeah, they're friends, too. -That's why you guys are getting back together. [MUSIC PLAYING] Drew: The last couple of weeks at the apartment have been very difficult. Every time I turn around, the camera is in my face. [CAMERA CLICKS] It's like a car alarm on a car. -There's a camera right here. [CAMERA CLICKS] -I was out in front of my building. It was 4:00 in the afternoon. I got a camera in my face and the video went on Twitter to Drew. It's on Twitter. I'm always like, I'm going to the bathroom. Then, my roommate was using the bathroom, and she was like, "Don't make him laugh. That's not funny." Oh, my God. [LAUGHS] We don't have anything. We don't have any wine. We don't have anything. We don't have a wine rack. When we're not at work, we're eating food. I need a wine rack. Did you think about it? Do you want to see the video? -No. -Yeah, sure. -I'm not showing it to you. -You don't want to see it? -I think it's stupid. [LAUGHS] -No. That would be like a bad experience. You're just being so mean. [LAUGHS] Drew: I'm not being mean. I wanted to show you the video. I've been trying to be a good girl. I'm trying to be nice to everyone and not be a good friend anymore. What's even better about the video is the video went viral. [LAUGHS] Drew doesn't know I saw it. He was like, "I don't care. I don't care. I'm not trying to make anybody mad. I'm not trying to make anybody sad. I'm not trying to make anybody laugh. I'm just trying to make myself laugh." Look at this. These videos got so many views, and I actually have a phone. You're kidding me. It's right there. -Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHS] -There's videos of her dancing on Twitter. [LAUGHS] -Drew and your girlfriend [LAUGHS] is a thing. [LAUGHS] -Did you watch the video? -I watched a video of you dancing. -Oh, my God. No, I'm not dancing. I'm standing in front of a camera. It's my roommate who's the dancer. -No, it's you. -No. -She can't dance. She's wearing heels. She's just standing there. She has no idea what she's doing. She's just dancing 'cause you told her to. [MUSIC PLAYING] [CLAPPING] [APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS] That's good. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. [LAUGHING] -When she started dancing, I knew it was me. I wasn't sure. I was like, "Is it you?" That was one of the things that I was scared of, was somebody coming up to me and being like, "I knew it was you." -You thought I was actually going to go up to you and be like, "I knew it was you." It's like, "No. I really think that she did. I think she went