A Chicken's a Little Bit Smarter Than Me. by: Michael Gingold When I watch TV or a video, I can always count on “The Bitchy Waiter.” That’s right, if I have a bad day, I can always go home and watch this show, which is a comedy based on the idea of a restaurant waiter, played by Robert Wagner, who is really a professional actor and also an asshole, and is always going to have an attitude with the other people in the restaurant. He seems to have a problem with anyone but his fiancé, who is a waitress in the restaurant he works in and is played by Marilu Henner. They play the usual couple together, which, while they are the only ones in the restaurant, makes it funny to watch. If you like the old days of Benny Hill, you will really get a kick out of this show. (It is available on Amazon, Hulu, etc.) For those who like TV comedies, it’s funnier than most comedies on TV, and I give it five stars, but I don’t know if I’ll watch it again. It’s nice to get a show that is based on people who actually are like this in real life. You don’t want to think of the waiters you have seen in other places as being the same as the one in the show. It’s just impossible. So, you want to laugh at something funny and if you want it to be even more funny, turn on “The Bitchy Waiter.” There is more about it at http://www.tvguide.com/shows/the-bitchy-waiter/show -description/341559.aspx?tcmark=1&r= .com/tv/shows/the-bitchy-waiter/show-description/341559.aspx . There is a website at http://www.thebitchywaiter. com/ with more about the cast of “The Bitchy Waiter” and other TV shows about waiters, which you might also like to watch. Another show, which I only knew about because I read about it in Entertainment Weekly last year was a lot of funnier and better than most of the other shows I watched on that list. It was a comedy from the 90s starring Matthew Broderick, which I have never seen and might never see. That shows how much I don’t watch anything from the 90s. The show was called “The Tick” and was about a guy who has a weird brain injury and he is an odd-looking character. He also wears this costume that looks like it belongs to a character from the circus, but he is a superhero who is a good guy, but can also hurt people, because he was brain damaged in a fire, so that when he is in one of his many disguises, he cannot control what he does. The weirdest character about him is that he says that he talks to people in a voice, but it’s really just the voice of the person on the phone who he is talking to. His sidekick is Arthur, who is a talking dog who does not bark. The first time I saw this show, I was laughing, because it was so absurd, and I still find it very funny today. The actor who played Arthur had a talking dog in his hands in every episode, but you could never see the dog. You saw only his hands, where his hands were. I would recommend this show to anyone, but as I say, you don’t want to think of the waiters you see today as being like the ones in this show. (It’s worth watching for the funniest talking dog on TV.) In closing, I remember reading about the show, a mystery show on TV called “Forensic Files,” which was also about an ex-cop, which I had never heard of before. On “Forensic Files,” he was not a cop. There were two women at the other end of the phone talking to him about the death of a woman named Kitty Genovese, who was raped and killed in New York City, and they tried to convince him that they knew who the rapist and murderer was and that he was still alive. It was probably the funniest show I have ever seen, because the women were not like anybody you would ever meet, because the guy knew that they were just talking about it and not telling him anything. He kept pretending to know everything, but he never really knew what was going on. There was one scene when he got the name of the killer from the person on the phone. He pretended to find the name important, but the name did not appear again. Another show that you may like if you liked “The Bitchy Waiter” was called “Everybody Loves Raymond,” which was also on T.V. and starred Ralph Kramden, which was a TV show that was from the 1950s, and it was about the “perfect hometown” where everybody knew everything about everybody else, where no one did anything bad or the police never got involved in anything, and everybody was happy about it. But it was about a guy named Raymond Barone, who was about a 50s like that. I have to say, if I were you, I wouldn’t want to sit next to a woman who likes this show about a guy in a crazy town. He only sees it in dreams and has never seen it in real life. I know. You are saying, “But he has seen her and met her,” but in this story, he doesn’t see her at all, as I said in a previous letter. In another story, he was told that he would know her, but they lied to him, because it was such a big deal when you got to meet someone, but he never got to meet her. But here is what I told him. “I have never heard of anyone who got into college based on who they were, or on how they could be someone who made a major impact. So, you have probably never heard of someone who got into college because of their name or who they were.” This happened in the mid-90s and some years ago. You probably have never heard of the person, and it may be difficult to find anything about it. He could even be dead by now. This would be a good time to take a break and watch a few more shows before I write the next letter. Please let me know if you have any questions. And always remember to follow your heart and never get involved with people who don’t believe in you. Also, remember what President Franklin Delano Roosevelt said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” I hope you will agree with me on this one and remember to take responsibility for your life. Good luck with your education. I want you to have a good future, so keep up the good work, my friend. By: Tomorrow’s Teacher As I said, he had never read anything about people who got into college based on how they were and not what they did. A person has to do something to get in. So, you have probably never heard of people who got into college by having a famous name or who they were. Well, he had heard that there was a student in college that got a big scholarship. I was sure he would ask me who it was, but I did not know who it was, because I do not follow this kind of news. He said he knew that this person got a scholarship based on who they were. So, I told him that I really don’t know anything about someone getting a scholarship based on who they are. I only know about someone who gets in based on the things they do and how good they are at something. This