Let's Get Rid of the Weak Players Before We Even Start". It was written by the comedian Steve Rosen. The song is about Rosen trying to convince an airline agent to drop the people off the plane with the lowest frequent-flyer miles. It is featured in a 1997 American Airlines commercial featuring Bill Murray, who plays Rosen in the commercial, and is featured in The Aristocrats (2005). References External links Category:Comedy songs Category:1997 songs Category:1997 singles Category:Music videos directed by David Fincher Category:Songs written by Steve Rosen Category:The White Stripes songs Category:XL Recordings singles Category:Works about tuna Category:Songs about aviation Category:Songs about sportspeople Category:Songs about sexuality Category:Songs written by Jack White Category:Song recordings produced by Bob Ezrin Category:Black comedy music Category:Songs about death Category:Songs about musicians Category:Blues songs Category:American satire Category:Political songs Category:Songs about criminals Category:Songs based on actual events Category:Ted Kennedy Category:Songs inspired by deaths