We Found Our Zombies" “When you can’t trust your friends, who can you trust? The answer: no one.” – A Series of Unfortunate Events “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not anything made that was made.” – John 1:1-3 “Our planet was born when a star died.” - Neil Degrasse Tyson “Don't hate the player, hate the game.” – Iyanla Vanzant “The human head contains approximately one hundred billion neurons.” - Donald Hebb “We believe that a simple act of kindness will not only make a difference in the life of the child, but it will also make you a better person. - Dallie Immanuel School “When my child was four years old, I asked him if he would like to have a pet. His response: 'Who? Me? A pet?'" - Anonymous "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't." "Life expectancy has gone up - that's a fact. It’s not bad that you die when you're 80 years old; it’s bad that you die when you're 18 years old.” “There’s no reason to be an idiot, but there are a lot of good reasons not to be an idiot.” - Anonymous “The only time people do not want to work, is when there is no work.” - Helmuth von Moltke “Sometimes it's better to do nothing than to do something.” – Anonymous “If you would speak to God, do not begin with dinner or the weather." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “For the love of God, why don’t you use less exclamation points? Or none at all. Or maybe one.” – Anonymous “Your opinion of me and the way you choose to use your free will is really none of my business, so could you PLEASE just stop talking?” “The two most important things in life, and the most unknown are: birth and death.” - William Shakespeare “I feel so honored that the whole world would like me as much as you.” - Anonymous "Heavens above, I wish to be as good as I possibly can. I won't ever stop wishing for that. I will be as good as I possibly can to those who need help, and please God, I will be as kind as I possibly can to those who don't deserve what they've got." - Anonymous “Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the ‘transcendent’ and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you.” - Robert A. Heinlein "You say if you love something, set it free. But how do you set a child free? By setting it on fire." - The White Queen “If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.” - Bruce Lee “You cannot do something about that which is not your self.” - Yoda “This is called a work break.” - Anonymous “If you can see beauty, then you have already begun to live." - Anonymous “I just wanted to drop you a note and thank you for the great time I had in your classroom. I really felt that what you said was very important, and very interesting, and really opened my mind. So, thanks a lot.” - Anonymous “They were like the little shits they are. They made this comment to my wife that I was always with her but my wife got divorced and that I was an a___hole to my mother. So, now I'm the bad guy?” - Anonymous “Your first mistake was letting this person in your life, your second mistake was not removing this person from your life.” - Anonymous “One thing in life is certain, even if you have two legs and walk two straight lines, at some point you’ll trip and fall. It may only be a minor stumble, but stumbles happen. When the odds are against you and the time comes and you fall, you will land either on your ass or on your face. I prefer to land on my ass.” - Anonymous “Sometimes you just have to accept that nothing matters as much as you think it does.” - Anonymous “And that’s when you realize you’re not a special flower, that the rules apply to you, too.” - Anonymous “I am very happy that there is a place on the internet where it’s ok to rant, and bitch. And bitch, and bitch, and bitch, and bitch, and bitch some more. And if you read this, just know that the majority of you out there agree with me. Or at least think we’re cool.” - Anonymous “I will never again complain about something like the traffic. I’ll wait it out. Or it’s always my fault. I’ll be like an adult at that point.” - Anonymous “I’m pretty much the only person in this world that likes cats.” - Anonymous “I miss her because I can't think about her with any sense of clarity. I want to go back and reread all our old messages, to try and find out what went wrong. It just hit me that I might never get the chance to get to know her, to have any closure, and I can’t accept that.” - Anonymous “I have a bad habit of saying things like: “It’s just the way it is. Nothing I can do about it.” To be honest, it’s very annoying.” - Anonymous “If you read it, you would believe that I am a nice person. Some of you thought so, some of you didn’t. Which of us is right? Who cares? How do I know? Forget it. I don’t care. It’s all the same to me. All I care about is being happy.” - Anonymous “It’s a mistake I’ll never make again.” - Anonymous “The sad thing is, none of us knows how to live life fully in this world, so we spend a lot of time complaining. We put people on pedestals, we idolize stars, we put celebrities on a pedestal. We feel like that’s what we need to do for ourselves because we don’t know how to do it.” - Anonymous “We just got married and everything was great until a week later, she found out she was pregnant.” - Anonymous “It’s ok, don’t worry about it. It’s only the second day of my life and so far you’re one of the people I’ve met. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I know I’m not supposed to talk to you or even get your number. But in my mind I do. She smiled and her eyes smiled with her.” - Anonymous “I don’t care if you go. We’re just friends. Don’t feel like you have to stay in touch and don’t feel obligated to tell me you’re in a relationship. If you’re in a relationship, that’s cool. What is she? Sixteen? You are an immature boy and you need to settle down.” - Anonymous “If your feelings and passions are too strong for the mundane, then let yourself go. Go where you want, do what you want. If you don’t get the kind of love you want in the way you want, then it’s not for you. You can’t change the world. So forget it, and be happy with yourself.” - Anonymous “When the time comes and all that crap you say is true, how would you go on with your life? You don’t know what’s out there.” - Anonymous “And that's when you realize you’re not a special flower, that the rules apply to you, too.” - Anonymous “We’re supposed to be all happy and shit like that. Well, I’m not fucking happy right now. So there.” - Anonymous “You’ll think about it while you’re still having sex and then you’ll fall asleep. And when you wake up, you won’t remember that you were thinking about it at all.” -