You're Looking at the New Leader of Your Tribe," "So You Want To Show Off And Play With The Cool Kidz." "Don't Be A Fool, Boy." "It's A Trap." "See?" "What's Happening?" "What A Disgrace!" "You Need To Get Rid Of Those Fools." "Sooner Or Later," "You Need To Let Them Go." "Oh, Those Poor Girls..." "How They Must Feel." "I Was Not Even Allowed To Talk To" "The Most Beautiful Girl In School..." "Sophie." "She Was Afraid Of Me," "Truly Loathing My Very Name." "I Was A Misfit, A Weirdo." "You Know What?" "That Day, I Was Even The New Finder King." "You Know Why?" "Because I Took Those Stupid Lumps" "And Let Them Run Me Out Of School." "I Suffered A Defeat." "There Are Lots Of Fortunate Fools Like You" "Who Get Away With That Every Day." "Don't Let It Happen To You, Son." "Don't." "Oh, No, Please." "No..." "What's Happening?" "You Are The New Finder King." "Oh, Thank You, God!" "I Know Why I Was Forced To Take" "Those Lumps." "It Was To Separate Me From The Best." "So I Could Make You" "The New Finder King." "Oh, My Gosh!" "This Is So..." "Terribly Unfair." "I Can't Believe I'm Able" "To Talk To You For So Long." "Oh, That..." "That Was Really Nice." "I Know You Were Really Sad" "About The Whole Thing" "And" " I Was Just Wondering..." "If..." "If" "You'd Be My..." "Finder King?" "Would You?" "Yeah, If You Want Me To." "Of Course I Do!" "Thank You, Dear." "You're The Best." "Oh, Here." "Here You Go." "Thanks." "You're Welcome." "Now We've Got A Finder King," "Why Don't We Have A Finder Queen?" "Oh, We Will, Miss Bea." "We Will." "Maybe We Will Have A Finder Queen And A Finder Prince." "Just Like One Of Your Books." "Yeah, It Was About A Finder Queen." "There Was One In The Last Two Books." "What's Her Name?" "Her Name?" "I Don't Know." "She..." "She..." "She Didn't Have A Name." "She Didn't?" "Don't Tell Him About The Finder Queen." "Oh, Come On." "It's A Children's Book, To Grow Up Without Knowing" "Whether The Finder Queen Actually Existed" "Or If It's All Just Just Filled With Horses And Princesses." "I Don't Know." "Miss Bea, You've Read All My Books, Haven't You?" "All Of Them." "Yeah." "Except The Last Two." "Are You Making Fun Of Me?" "Hey!" "This Isn't A Joke." "It's Just That..." "I Wouldn't Want You To Be A Big Librarian" "And Have A Book Case Filled With No Books At All." "It Would Be Awful." "I Think You Know Me Well Enough" "To Know That I Never Say Anything" "To Hurt Your Feelings." "I've Just Never Heard You Talk About Finder Queens." "It's Because The Finder Queen Is Only Imagined." "Yeah, I Know." "I'm Not A Stupid Kid." "I Know The Finder Queen Hasn't Really Existed In This World." "But It's Funny." "It Seems Like In Every Book," "There's A Girl Who Becomes The Finder Queen," "Only No One's Seen Her." "Even The Finder King, The King Of The Finder." "You Think The Books Told Him That?" "Yeah, Maybe, Or Maybe He Was Dreaming." "You Know..." "No One Knows For Sure What's In The Books." "But I Know One Thing, It Never Happens In This World." "You Know, Sometimes I Think" "If The Books Were Real..." "If I Really Wanted To Find The Finder Queen," "There's Only One Way To Do It." "Only One Way To Find Her?" "Find Somebody Who Used To Be A Finder" "And Make Her Your Finder Queen." "So You Want Me To Take Your Stuff And Do You," "But You Know As Well As I Do," "Nobody Ever Wants Me To Do That." "All The Books Have Been Written By The Same Man." "Everyone Knows The Finder King's His Favorite Character." "And Nobody Wants To Be The Finder King" "More Than Anyone Else In This World." "And The People Who Think They're Finder Kings" "Are Either Being Very Careful" "Not To Act Like A Finder King," "Or, They're In Fact Finder Kings." "And They're Gonna Try And Not Let Anyone Know It." "Because, To Be A Finder King," "You Gotta Be Extra Careful To Act Like A Finder King," "But You Gotta Never Let Anyone Know You're A Finder King." "So You Should Get Me" "To Take Your Stuff And Do You." "What Are You Doing?" "That's A Secret." "It Has Been For Almost 500 Years." "Why?" "Why?" "Yeah, Why?" "Why?" "The Books Were Never Written Exactly" "Because The Book Writers Kept Getting Interrupted." "There Was Always Something That Kept Getting In Their Way." "I Mean, They Never Got To Finish The Books." "You Know, Until Now..." "Now..." "It's My Fate To Finish It." "And It's Your Fate To Finish The Books?" "Yes, It's My Fate To Finish Them." "It's My Fate." "It's My Fate To Finish The Books." "OK, Well..." "Then, The Books" "Are Finished, And There's No Finder Queen." "And I Don't Think You Ever Found The Finder Queen." "Not In Real Life." "I Think You Just Dreamed Her Up." "I'm Not Gonna Tell Anyone." "So, I..." "Can Have My Chair Back?" "Well, Yeah, Sure, Yeah." "That Would Be Great." "I'd Love To Have My Chair Back." "Cool." "Hey, Boy, Listen, I'm Sorry" "About What I Said Earlier." "You Know, About Your Reading Problems." "You Know, I'll Give You Some Tips" "If You Want." "Well, No, No, That's OK." "Yeah, You Should Know That Reading Is A Problem" "For Everyone." "You Know, It's Nothing Specific To You." "But For Some Reason, Kids Want To Take It So Seriously." "That's Why I Worked On These Stupid Books So Hard." "The Library Is A Part Of You That Will Never Let You Down." "I Mean, Think About It" "I'm Sure You'll Go On To Have A Great Life" "A Life Of Writing Books." "You're The Finder King." "You Should Be Proud Of That." "Wow." "Now, Come On, Let's Go Home." "Sure." "See You." "I'm Not Done Yet." "My Bad." "Oh, I'm Sorry." "I Got To Go." "I Have To Get To A Library." "Is That The Best You Can Come Up With?" "I'm Only Doing My Job." "Yeah, Your Job Is To Keep Your Eyes Shut And Your Mouth Closed." "Well, I Just Don't Think You've Ever Felt This Way Before," "So..." "You Have Done Enough!" "But It Doesn't Make Sense." "What Doesn't Make Sense?" "I Got Through To You Last Time." "I Got You To Look In The Bookcase." "I Told You Something Was Wrong." "You Kept Shutting Down." "Yeah, But Not Any More Than You Usually Do." "I Mean, I Just Don't Think" "You Realize That A Finder King Has Got To Be Careful," "You Know, 'Cause The Book Writers Were Always Interrupted." "Yeah, And The Finder Queen Does Exist" "And That She Exists In Every Book." "And She Can't Be Found In The World" "Any More Than You Or I Can Be Found" "In The World." "So, Do You Think That I'm Just Making This Up?" "I Don't Know." "Maybe." "You're Not Even Real." "I Mean, Who Knows Who You Are?" "You Could Be A Robot." "Or A Wraith From Another Dimension Or Something." "I've Got To Get To The Library." "Can You Come By My Place Tonight?" "I'm Gonna Have My Dad's Laptop" "And Maybe We Can Find The Last Two Books." "No." "But..." "How Could I Know That You Would Still Be Here?" "It's Not Like I Can Go To My Lunch Breaks And Find