We're a Hot Mess." "Come On, Come On." "Come On, Come On." "What Do You Know About Being Poor?" "What Do You Know About Being Poor?" "Oh, My God." "Look At This Place!" "Oh, What Are We Gonna Do?" "We Gotta Call The Guys, I Think." "Okay." "Go Back To Your Room!" "Go Back!" "I Need Some Silence!" "Hi!" "Thank You." "Um, Hi, Everybody!" "Thank You So Much For Coming!" "Thank You!" "You're So Welcome." "And I Want To Say, Uh," "I Want To Say A Special Thank You To My Husband," "Who's Been In Hell Tossing Cows For Three Weeks," "So I Could Have This Gala!" "And I Want To Say A Special Thank You To Our New Best Friends, Who Have Just Sworn Not To Leave Until The Party Is Over." "So, For Now, Let's Have Some Happy Time." "Let's Party." "Welcome, Please." "Let's Pass The Table, Please." "Okay." "Oh!" "Come On." "Come On, Come On." "All Right." "Come On, Little One." "Yeah!" "Happy Birthday!" "I Just Love This, Okay?" "Hi." "Hi." "Yeah, She's A Sweetie." "Okay, Okay." "Okay, Okay, Oh, Come On, Come On!" "This Is Why We Do It." "This Is Why We Do It." "Let's Do It!" "Let's Do It!" "I'm The Best Mom Ever!" "I Know It!" "All Right." "Happy Birthday!" "I Can't Believe You Did This For Me." "Well, It Was My Pleasure." "Can We Go Get Sushi?" "There's No Sushi In Connecticut." "Who Taught You That?" "Martha Stewart?" "Yes." "Okay, Okay." "Let's Just Party With The Cake For A While." "All Right?" "I Love Cake!" "Come On, Sushi!" "I'm Sorry." "He's Not Even Near Close To Sushi Yet." "Well, He's Getting There." "He's Getting There." "It's Getting Harder And Harder To Cheer For Him." "Okay, Okay, Okay." "All Right." "Here We Go." "Yeah!" "Here We Go." "We Need More Cake." "What?" "What Did I Just Say?" "Cake!" "Cake!" "Cake!" "Cake!" "All Right." "I Gotta Go Get More Cake." "Do You Want Some Cake?" "Okay, Okay, Okay." "Look, Can I Take Him With Me?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Oh, No!" "He's Scaring Away The Sushi." "Don't Worry About It." "Oh, My God!" "Oh, My God!" "It's Working." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Hey!" "There You Are." "I Was Wondering Where You Had Went." "I Was Trying To Get Out Of Here." "Yeah, I Seem To Have Overstayed My Welcome." "It's Awkward." "I Don't Think There Are Plates Or Forks In The Kitchen." "Well, I Shouldn't Have Left You With All Those Guys." "I'm Sorry." "I've Had Quite A Time Here." "I've Had Quite A Time Here, Too." "Yeah?" "Well, It's Good To See You At The End." "I'm Sorry That It's The End." "It's Not Like We Came Here To Dance Or Anything." "I Know." "It Just Makes Me Think." "About What?" "About The Fact That I Will Never Take Another Vacation With My Wife" "And The Kids Because I'm Always Working." "You See, The Thing Is," "This Isn't Really A Vacation, So..." "I've Really Missed You." "No, Yeah, Me, Too." "And..." "I Forgot To Ask What Did You Do Today?" "Oh, Um..." "I Didn't Do Anything." "I Just Had, Like, A Big Salad, You Know." "Did You?" "All Right." "I Just Figured Out, Like," "How Many Children There Are In The World," "And How Many People There Are On The Planet." "And I Just Realized That The Earth" "Has Enough Resources For Everyone To Be Fed" "And To Go To College And Live An Amazing Life." "It Just..." "I Don't Know." "It Makes Me Think About That More." "I Understand." "What Does That Mean?" "Just You And Me." "What Does That Mean?" "I Don't Know." "Just Us." "Are You A Mom?" "Yes." "Okay." "What Do You Do?" "Um..." "I Work For National Geographic Magazine," "And I Travel The World, Taking Pictures Of Animals," "But, Um..." "I Actually Do Know About, Um, Animals." "Uh..." "Would You Want To Hang Out With Me Tomorrow?" "I'd Love To Hang Out With You." "Do You Want To Meet Me At, Like, The Zoo?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I Didn't Even Mean It Like That." "It Was A Bad Idea." "Why?" "Don't You Want To Go See The Elephants?" "But I Didn't Ask You." "Are We Getting Too Old For This?" "So, What Do I Do?" "Get Out There And Be Awesome." "What Do You Want To Do?" "I Think That We Should..." "Go Somewhere, Okay?" "Okay." "Okay." "Come On." "We Just Need To Stop Thinking About Themselves For Once," "And Think About Someone Else." "Like A Child Or Something." "Or A Child." "It's Just..." "It's Not Fair." "They're Grown-Ups." "They Can Do What They Want." "I Mean, How Can They Just Shut Themselves Off Like That?" "It's Not Fair." "I Mean, We're Their Parents." "It's Just..." "You Never Give Up On Your Children." "I Mean, How?" "No Matter What, No Matter How Old They Are," "No Matter What They've Done." "It's Your Responsibility To Make Sure That They Are All Right." "Yeah, But Why?" "Why?" "Because..." "That's What Parents Do." "So, You And Dad Are Gonna Hang Out Now?" "Oh, God!" "No." "We're Not Gonna Hang Out." "Don't Be Ridiculous, Of Course We Are." "I'm Gonna Take You To A New Place And We're Gonna Have A Great Time." "You Know, I'm Really Sorry I Wasn't There." "Well, No, Of Course." "I Understand." "Okay." "But..." "You Should Be Glad That Dad Is A Better Dad Than You Are." "No, No, No." "Okay, I Understand That." "We Are Not Gonna Have An Argument Right Now" "Because You're My Little Friend." "You're Gonna Get Me A Martini." "I Know It's Not A Big Deal In Your Life," "But This Is A Very Special Day For Dad And Me." "Don't Be Ridiculous." "So, I Mean, Are You Gonna Do Anything Else Today?" "No." "Not Right Now." "Just..." "Not Right Now." "Well, You Should Just Go See The Elephants." "Who?" "You Know What I'm Saying." "The Elephants, You Know." "I Know." "I'm Just Talking About Right Now." "Right Now." "Well, You Should Do Something Else." "I Don't Know." "What Do You Mean?" "You Don't Have To Do Anything." "Okay, Maybe You Should Take A Nap." "I Mean, You Don't Even Have To Be Part Of This, If You Don't Want To." "I Mean, You Know, I'm Just Talking, Um," "If You're Tired, Or Whatever." "I Understand What You're Trying To Do." "So Maybe..." "I'll Just..." "I'll Call You Later?" "What Do You Want To Do?" "I Want To Take A Nap." "I Like You As My Friend, Okay?" "You Can Be My Friend, You Know." "I Like That." "I Like To See You." "You Know, You're Fun To Be With, You Know?" "Yeah, I Know What You Mean." "And What You Did Was Pretty Awesome," "And I'm Not Talking Just Because I'm Your Mother," "But You Really Had The Bravery To Do What You Did." "So I Just Want To Tell You," "You Know, Keep Your Guard Up, Right?" "I Mean, Keep It Up." "I Think It's Good." "Right." "You Just Have To Remember To Be Safe" "And Be On The Lookout For Things That Might Not Be Okay." "You Know?" "Like..." "Stuff That Might Hurt You." "You Know, Watch Out For That." "Right, Okay." "Yeah, We Don't Want To Hurt You." "No, No, No, No, No." "